What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:07
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
After a few moments he returns.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
How do you help patients stop hearing voices?
HELLO
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?
Yes sir it is.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.